Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Mad Lib fun

So a co-worker and I were doing Mad Libs online and this was mine. I'm funny:

Lessons Aesop Never Taught
And the moral of the story is…
Two gorillas don't make a tissue.
Never panic with orangatangs.
Crap while you're ahead.
One idiotic harmonica deserves another.
A grotesque bathroom stall spoils the whole barrel.
The early duck billed platypus catches the train track.
Slow and steady wins the umbrella.
A fruit cocktail a day keeps Donny Osmond away.
Giraffes of a feather dance together.
You can bring a water buffalo to water, but you can't make it push

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